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7月18日

Important Information Enclosed

Got one of the common letters in the mail, "Important Information Enclosed: Privacy Notification".  Now why is it when I see one of these, the first thing I think of is "Important Information Enclosed: We are reducing your level of privacy".  Would I ever see a privacy policy change that is actually more restrictive?  Here's a quick summary of the privacy policy I got:

  • Is my information shared within your family of companies?  YES.
  • Is my information shared with financial companies outside your family of companies? YES.
  • Is my information shared with non-financial companies outside your family of companies?  YES.

Well, that covers just about everyone.  I guess there's no privileged information anymore.  Wait, there's one more.

  • Is my information shared in any other ways?  YES.

Oh, ok.  The notice provides some examples of some ways they would share info, but the only thing that limits this is the phrase "as required or permitted by law".  Well, that covers just about everything.  In fact, this phrase is in the notice: "even if you tell us not to share, we may do so as required or permitted by law."  So technically, if law permits it, we'll share your info regardless of what you tell us.  Another little twist is that your choice of what to exclude is limiting. Think "You are being attacked by three monsters and you have one bullet.  Which one do you want to shoot?  Remember, even if you kill one, it may reanimate and attack you again, as required or permitted by law."  That's what you get.

I haven't ever been a big privacy nut.  I don't really do anything that I think anyone cares about.  And if I do things and am included in an aggregate, I care even less.  But this is about garbage.  Garbage sent to my home, garbage in my email (that's a hopeless cause anyway), and uninvited phone calls.  My use of a company's services makes my personal information their property that they can sell at will.  I wonder when this happened.

This kind of crap extends to virtual businesses.  How is an Internet site valued when it provides a free service?  By the number of users it has.  With a quick sale, a change of ownership and a flip of a switch, all those users can be bombarded with advertising.  The thought that we are being farmed, bred, or fed for eventual sale and slaughter is pretty sickening.

One last note.  The formal letter introducing the privacy policy has the incredulous statement: "Your privacy concerns are important to us, and protecting your personal information is one of our top priorities."  An absolute lie if I've ever seen one.

6月27日

The American Dream

Part of The American Dream is supposed to be owning your own home.  I am a homeowner and was a long-time renter.  Recently, I noticed a chart in MS Money that made me take notice.  It was the "Net Worth Over Time" chart.

NetWorth

Can you tell when I became a homeowner?  It was February 2007.  The beginning of a steady climb in my net worth.  Prior to this, I was a renter, and the chart shows, my net worth growth was pretty stagnant.  Sure it went up as I put more in my retirement accounts and paid down debt, but not like the climb after becoming a homeowner.

Some argue that the expenses of owning a home outweigh the benefits, since rent covers all housing expenses.  As the chart shows, even with the expenses of a house, the value still grows.  This is equity.  When you buy a house, you have a property worth $x.xx, but you have a loan worth $x.xx, too.  It's net zero.  Current housing conditions aside, as you pay down the loan, one side of the equation goes down, and one remains constant.  Whereas when you rent, you have property of $0.00 and a loan of $0.00.  As you pay your rent, neither side changes (for you.  It does for the rental property owner). You remain at zero.

I just thought I'd make a small post to say that this small visual reminder showed the value of home ownership to me.

5月10日

Sharing Is Fine

I'm going to try and scan a lot of my CD covers for albums that aren't easily found through the general sources.  Not surprisingly, I have a few albums that don't appear to exist anymore and have been forgotten to time.

A lot of my MCA Master Series CDs are not represented, so those are available.  You can get them in my public SkyDrive folder:

 

Hopefully this helps someone out there who is looking for this album art.

5月9日

Random thoughts

It's a little late and I'm a little light-headed and headachy from primer fumes in the room getting painted next to mine, so I thought I'd type out a random grab bag of thoughts.

Capital One wants me to go paperless with my statements.  That would work for me since I do everything electronically in Money, but what about the people that would print out their statements each month from the online site?  That doesn't help anything.  I think Capital One should reduce the paper ads they put in their statements and double-side their statements.  That would cut paper usage more than half right there.

I was thinking one day about a borderline neurosis I had growing up.  Thanks to my short attention span, it never really developed.  I used to anthropomorphize everything.  I used to imagine chairs clamoring to have me sit in them, and the rest would be disappointed.  Some items I owned would be proud that they have served me so well, and others would be sad that I don't use them enough.  I'm sure some psychologist would say I had some disorder that I couldn't accept the fact that it's impossible to please everyone.  Then I would get drugs - that's a given anymore.

One of the creepiest and most disturbing thoughts that I thought up in my youth and still have to force myself to not think about is:  No one really knows what happens when you die.  What if you are just trapped in your body?  Not so bad for humans - you die, you get put in a box and you rest until you decompose and you disappear.  But what about animals, specifically roadkill?  You get hit with a car and die.  Then someone else runs over you and you feel the impact again.  And again, and again.  Slowly, you start to disintegrate and the pain becomes less with each passing car.  Finally, you are not much more than a spot and you begin to decompose and disappear.  Physiologically, I guess that's not possible since the nerves couldn't transmit the sensations to the brain, still it's a morbid thought.

I'm bugged by Circle K's new ads with the line, "Gotta buck?  Get a snack."  I don't have any problem at all with informal speech in ad copy, but if you're going to do it, it needs to be correct.  "Gotta" is not short for "Have a", it's short for "Have got to".  Idiots.

My previous complaint about Mercedes radio ads has been continued with a Lincoln ad.  I guess the dealerships are owned by the same person, or the marketing company got both as accounts.  More pompous people talking about how other people think their car (and I guess the owner by extension) is so great.  I really don't think the customer testimonial idea is so great.  Maybe it is, though, and I'm just not their target market.  Thank god for that.

4月9日

America the Weak

Here's a rant.  This is a peeve of mine.  I was at Wendy's and I went back up to the counter for a refill.  I took the lid off the cup and the counter girl asked what I was drinking.  Coke, obviously.  So she grabs a new cup and starts putting ice in it.  I'd seen this many times and it always angered me at the simple waste of a cup.

So I asked, can't you just use this cup?  She said no, that I might have a cold and not know it, or I might have "done something" to the cup, and that it was a health risk for her to take it; they could get sued.  Ok.  I understand.  She gave me my new drink and I asked "can you throw this one away?"  Sure.  She took it from me and I said, "Now you're touching my cup.  Why couldn't you fill it?"  she quickly countered with "but I can wash my hands afterwards."  And you could have washed your hands after filling the dirty, filthy, customer cup, too.

But America doesn't think like that.  A bunch of germophobic, sue-happy morons.  Here's a clue: Germs don't obey the law.  You and your immune system are either stronger than them or you will succumb to them.  You can't pass laws and policies that will stop them.

3月24日

Feeding back

I ate at a restaurant tonight and something wasn't great.  Not that it was bad, it just wasn't as good as it could have been.  So I was thinking about what I wanted to express to this restaurant and it was pretty long-winded (oh, you're kidding).  It was about how I'd eaten there many times and my prior experiences were this and this experience was that, and so on.

As luck would have it, I looked down at the table and there was a customer survey card.  A modern one, to do online when you're back at home.  This got me thinking about the whole concept of surveys.  I have a bit of experience with surveys since I wrote a survey engine for a client.  Of course, he provided the business logic and I turned it into code, but I learned a lot of things about surveying.

One thing about surveying that I didn't really think about until now is:  A survey tells the surveyor what they want to know, not what the customer wants to tell them.  It's obvious when you say it like that, isn't it?  The surveyor writes the questions and provides stock answers.  It all seems a bit biased.  Where's the emotion?  Where do I get to tell you my history with your company?  Oh yeah, there's a "Enter any additional comments below" field.  That's like: "We got what we wanted out of you.  Go ahead and say your piece here.  Huh?  Yeah, we're listening, keep going."

Ugh.  I would love to see a whole new survey format.  The crazy psychologist in me says there has to be a more intuitive way of arriving at an answer.  Maybe something like building powerful statements that express your emotions, Like:

____ went to your ____ business and ____ your _____.

Personally, I _____ whenever I ____ your product, but everyone else _____.

First off, stop thinking like that.  Grow up.  (Yeah, I did it, too.)  Each of these blanks would be drop down lists of common and uncommon words or word phrases.  With enough template statements, the surveyee could pick as many as they wanted to express how they felt.  If they want to say the same thing over and over using different statements and words, that should tell you something.  Let the surveyee format the text of the selected words.  Big, bold, curvey, red, italic, tiny, underlined.  They all say something important; it's expressive.

That's just an idea, and my point is that having a canned survey with a set number of predefined questions and answers is too sterile for the MySpace generation.  These people are all about expression.
3月23日

We can rebuild him. Faster. Stronger...wait, no we can't.

Had a thought today which lead to a very interesting conversation with a friend.  Back in my hometown, the whole area is depressed.  Near dead, I would say.  My early thought was, if I was a billionaire and had the inclination, how would I rebuild the city to become successful?  Why is it not successful now?

Because it's my business, I thought tech.  The property values are so low from the terrible economy, I could buy huge buildings and turn them into data centers.  I'd just need to strike deals with the telcos to bring in enough bandwidth.  And with data centers comes the higher-paid skilled labor to run them.  Because the area might not be experienced enough to handle technology at that level, some workers would have to be brought in.

Attracting people to the area would be difficult, because there seems to be nothing here.  So as part of the investment, I'd have to buy a bunch of franchises like Chilis, Outback, Olive Garden, maybe a Dave and Busters, Chuck E Cheese, etc.

Some other thoughts started to jump in.  I don't think the immediate area would like such urban sprawl.  The area markets itself as "Victorian", so technology and chain restaurants just don't fit.  That's not to say everything couldn't be built in adjacent areas, which don't have a persona.  In fact, the areas that don't have a defined style are fairly better.  They attracted a new hotel, a Staples, Walmart (not all that good for the local economy as it killed off a lot of local businesses) and Home Depot (killing off a few other local lumber suppliers).

So I brought this idea up to my friend and we discussed it.  As we talked, I formulated stronger reasons why this wouldn't work.  And I came up with an alternative plan.  The primary reason why the plan wouldn't work is because our home town area is blue-collar.  Strong blue-collar.  My initial plan was to bring white-collar jobs in to boost the economy.  To keep the white-collar talent, I'd have to provide amenities like the chain restaurants and probably some upscale chain shopping stores.

My friend was confused as to why restaurants would change anything.  I distilled the values of white-collar and blue-collar people into a few statements:

Blue-collar workers are family-oriented. They stay in one place, they take pride in knowing all their neighbors and having a big family and extended friend circle.

White-collar workers are career-oriented.  They move frequently, they are always moving to the next job, so they don't create large circles of friends and family.  If they need to see friends and family, they travel.  Their higher salaries afford them this luxury.

That's all.  So what about retaurants and white collar people?  Because white collars move so much and have such hectic lifestyles, chain restaraunts and stores provide comfort and familiarity.  If those familiar icons aren't there, they feel out of place, they have to learn a bunch of new places to eat and shop.  This is different than when they are visiting, because they temporarily give up their comfort for experimentation.  "It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."

So in summary, the local area would frown on having their victorian theme butchered, the new white collar workers would feel out of place in a blue collar area, providing the white collars with the expected amenities would be met with resistance (see point one)... it just wouldn't work.

But, with new clarity, what kind of business would serve a blue collar community and also provide an elevated standard of living?  It's already pretty well known that this community can be exploited.  Telemarkting, call centers, and assembly-line sweat shops already keep the population firmly rooted in low-pay blue-collar purgatory.  My idea was warehousing.  Land is cheap and pretty plentiful, a major interstate is very close by, a blue-collar workforce is readily available (this is important for companies trying to open a warehouse in a white-collar area).  Wages could be highly competitive and might cause an upswing in other industries.  Compare this to the opening of Walmart when it was a mixed blessing to have a company hire hundreds of people at minimum wage.  Does that really help the local economy?

Phew.  This is probably my biggest posting, but it's something I thought was interesting.  I may elaborate on this as I spend more time here.
3月22日

Snow more taxes!

Yup, Hoss's was good.  That completes the gauntlet of food places I need to experience.  But that success was dampened by something I haven't seen in years: snow.  And a pretty decent bit of it.  A few inches, I'm guessing.  By the time I hit the road this morning, it will be clear, and it wasn't sticking on the roads by the time I got back last night.

It dawned on me why there probably aren't any tolls on that stretch of turnpike I drove the other day.  It is a connector between one of the major interstates and the road to the airport.  It would make sense to not charge airport users a toll to use the most expedient route to the airport.  Wait a minute, no it wouldn't.  This is America.  You have to pay to get an improved experience.  This state gets more weird every day.

Another weird thing noticed while travelling in a neighbor state (The State of Beautiful Women): there's no sales tax on fast food.  What kind of incentive is that?  No tolls, no taxes, I don't get it.  Vistors like me pay these fees because we don't have much choice.  If these states are making up the lost revenue from these tax breaks through city/county/state taxes, they're biting the hand that feeds them.  My (albeit small) savings at Wendy's and on the road is being subsidized by the residents of the states I'm visiting.  Your pain is my gain.  Thank you.  That kind of adds another perspective to "It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."
3月20日

Fast food on the "free"way

Ahhh.  It's good to get what you want.  Tonight I wanted Roy Rogers.  I wanted Roy Rogers a few nights ago, but apparently that location was closed.  Or whatever.  That was an interesting, pointless drive.

So now Roy Rogers might be almost exclusively on the turnpike where I'm at.  That means money.  I'm paying money to go to a place that will feed me fast food at an amazingly high price (over ten bucks), then pay to return.  That's a good business practice.  Why aren't there more obsessive junk food lovers like me out there?  I guess they're either broke or dead.

But returning to turnpikes, tonight was different.  I got on the highway and wondered "where's my ticket?"  Where I'm at has a ticket-in, pay-to-leave system.  Well, I haven't been here a while, so maybe they converted it to a pay -as-you-go system.  That would suck.  So I drive about 10 miles and pass an exit.  No toll booth.  Oh hey, there's Roy's... on the other side of the road.  Ok, I might have a rest area on my side coming up. ... No, another exit.  Next exit, I'm turning around.  The next exit says "Toll Road".  Great.  Now, I have to pay to get off, then pay to turn around.  But how do they know where I got on at?  I take the exit - no toll booth.  That was a free trip.  I turn around and head back.  That's going to be free too!

So I got to drive 40 miles on toll roads for free tonight.  And although I did spend over ten dollars for fast food - which could of been a better experience (I didn't go on an empty stomach, so I had to force some of it) - I think the night turned out pretty well.  So I wonder who's paying for these roads...

I've got one more food place to hit while I'm here.  I hope it's good too.
3月16日

There's no place like home (thankfully)

They say you can't go home again.  They're wrong, but there's no mention that once you get there, you realize it sucks.  Or so it did for me.  After a couple years of being back in my home town, I had the opportunity and discovered I'd returned to a city of potholes and derelict buildings..

I was mildly surprised by my recollection of everything as it was, so I only needed to absorb the changes.  This business closed, that's new, that building still hasn't collapsed, that road has collapsed and is now closed, why can't I get a damn 3.5mm stereo cable anywhere around here?

One of the positive aspects of the trip was hanging out with an old friend, which included a requisite road trip to a neighboring town for fast food.  In all my memory, nowhere makes fast food as consistently good as this one.  And although it's pretty pathetic to rate fast food in this manner, it's an honest pat on the back that after so many years, with so many crews working their respective stores, the restaurants put out well-prepared food that has earned the loyalty of two customers.  There must be more people out there that feel the same.  Oh, and I can buy Snyder's of Berlin pretzels here.  And I will.

So I'm sitting here waiting for a store to open.  It's 29 degrees.  Yesterday it was about 42 and I was going around without a jacket on.  Apparently my heat reserve is used up because it's cold now.  I'm up here for the next couple weeks, so I guess I'll have to get used to it.  I'm waiting for the dry skin to kick in.  My nose is dried up and a little raw, so it's starting already.
 
3月15日

Now I'm part of the stranded crowd

So I'm travelling. Primarily for work, but I tried to squeeze in some personal time at the beginning and end. To accomplish this, I booked the last flight out on a Friday. I'll bet you see where this is going already. Most experienced resources told me to leave really early for the airport because of traffic and security and other potential issues. On their recommendation, I left four hours early.

It only took me a hour to get to the airport, despite slow traffic. I got to my gate in a little over half an hour. Now I have two hours to kill. I hate that. So I bought some really crappy/expensive dinner, did some unsafe wireless web surfing, and bought a book. The Zune got some decent use also. Time passed slowly.

I made my way to the actual gate I was departing from and over the music in my ears, I faintly heard an announcement that mentioned my destination. This can't be good. Well, to sum it up, there was a delay that would prevent me from making my connection. The choices provided to me were: take the first leg of the flight, stay at that location and get the next flight out in the morning, or stay here and take the next flight out tomorrow.

This is nothing new. It happens to people every single day, some in much more critical situations than me losing half a personal day at my destination. What makes me think is why isn't there some sort of risk/reward involved in this? It must be well-known to more experienced travellers that the last flight out is the riskiest to be late or cancelled. But I booked this flight on a couple of factors: first of course was convenience. I would get an extra day at my destination. Second was cost. Now I can't go back in time to verify that the flight I chose was cheaper than the alternatives, but I suspect it was.

Why don't airlines factor in some sort of discount based on the likelihood that your itinerary will be altered? In my case, I booked everything for my day of travel. I might have paid differently for lodging or vehicles based on that date. If I knew that there was a high probability of my flight being messed up, It might be worth paying a small premium to secure your initial travel plans.

Maybe this concept is already in place and since I don't travel enough, I didn't notice it. Maybe I'd even still be cheap and sacrifice my schedule for a few bucks. I think they both have a good probability.


3月8日

Not thinking ahead

I was disappointed in the quality of my MP3s (128/192k), so I decided to re-rip everything into WMA lossless. It's taken a full week, but now I'm done. But now my collection is 130 gigs. I knew I'd have to swap out the hard drive in my Zune, but I was planning on a 100 gig replacement.

I am not going through the ripping process again. I guess I'm going to have to be satisfied with a partial library on the Zune until 200 gig drives become available.


Lottery

Hey, the Multidraw is back on the Floida Lotto.  *sigh* Yes, I play the lottery.  No, I don't expect to win.  Yes, I've heard the "idiot tax" joke.

So anyway, recently I was informed that you couldn't do Multidraw on Florida Lotto.  Multidraw is where you buy tickets in advance for the same numbers you're playing now.  I liked it because I didn't have to stop at the store twice a week.  So with the news of this change, I was a little upset.  So I tried to get to the store twice a week, but a lot of times I just didn't want to take the time.

Today I had some time and stopped in.  When I handed my ticket sheet (I play the same numbers all the time), the machine rejected it.  The cashier said, "This is the old sheet.  you need to use a new one."  So I went to get a new sheet.  Yes, it is a little different.
 
Old: OldLotto New: NewLotto
 
The big change is the addition of bet amounts.  I didn't understand this and had to read the instructions.  *sigh* Yes, I read the instructions.  The $1 bet is the same as it used to be.  The $2 bet gives you an extra $10 million with the jackpot, The $3 bet gives you an extra $25 million with the jackpot.  This is interesting.  I'm sure the lottery commission didn't just think this up for fun.  There's probably some hard math behind it.  But I'm not that great at math (obviously, right?  I play the lottery).  These are some of the thoughts I had.

Florida lottery players probably are aware that the jackpot rarely goes over $30 mil.  Is it more appealing that you're playing for a $55 mil jackpot, albeit at $3/play?  Maybe that option will be played more often by the players that only play when the jackpot is over say, $15 mil.  Conversely, since your odds are winning never change no matter how many people play, but your odds of splitting a jackpot are greater when the jackpot is higher (since more people play), is it a better strategy to play $3 on low jackpots and sit out on the higher jackpots?

Me, I'm just going to keep playing my usual.  If luck ever happens to come along, I hope I'm young enough to enjoy the winnings.

In other lottery thoughts, I once entertained a conspiracy theory that once the lottery hits $30 mil, it is won.  My theory was that there was one or multiple millionaires that would buy every number combination possible for a guaranteed jackpot win (plus all the 5 of 6, 4 of 6 and 3 of 6 wins).  It makes decent business sense.  The odds of winning the jackpot is about 1 in 23 million.  That's 7 million dollars profit, if you can afford the 23 million buy-in.

Unfortunately, it's logistically near impossible.  You would need to print 7.6 million numbers a day, or around 88 numbers a second.  That's 88 numbers a second, 24 hours a day for 3 days.  That doesn't take into account time to reload ticket paper (assuming you even have enough), time to read the ticket sheet and any other latencies.  Even if you took the conspiracy to an extreme:  there are 100 millionaires all in this together; they all own their own business that is a licensed lottery agent; they all shut down for three days to print tickets for three days straight; they all gather the tickets and find the winning ticket, they all... oh, come on, I can't even continue this.  They would net less than a million for all that effort.  And if they split with a regular player, that cut their winnings in half.
 
 
3月7日

Distributed stupidity

I recently decided I would put my Zune tag on my Live Spaces page. I used the HTML Sandbox gadget to place the HTML on the page. In IE, all is good. In Opera, it wouldn't show up.

First thing I checked was my Allow Plug-ins settings for the site. I leave it off by default because Flash is just too overused by ads anymore. It was off, so I turned it on. Still nothing.

Then I started looking at the HTML source of the page. The HTML sandbox uses an IFRAME. Hmmm. So I right click the place for my Zune tag and choose Frame>Open in new tab. Its address is not spaces.live.com, it's start.com. I don't have anything in Opera saying it's ok to have plug-ins for start.com. So I add the entry for start.com and allow plug-ins. Now my tag shows up.

Because everything is so distributed anymore, it takes a lot of investigative work to discover why things don't work. It's no wonder that so many people can't run in a more protected mode - like in my case, disabling all plug-ins by default - because to have any decent usability, you have to have so much technical understanding about how to troubleshoot isolated issues.


3月6日

Random weird thought of today

One of the random forum posts asks "what do you collect?"

Collecting is kind of an odd hobby. I collect casino chips and CDs. I don't add anything to my chip/CD collection that doesn't have personal meaning to me, so is it really a collection? My collection as a whole probably has little meaning to anyone else, although some individual pieces of it might.

Oddly - I really don't know why - the thought comes to mind of hair. My hair is like a collection. It means something to me, but is not of much use to anyone else. Do I have a desire to get more? Luckily, no.

A collector? Sure, I collect hair. No, just my own.

Weird.



3月2日

Who's Zuning who?

It has bugged me for quite a while that there is no readily available Zune merchandise.  I don't mean like accessories or other dreck, I mean like shirts, hats, stickers.  There's no way for a proud Zune owner to show they support that product. 
 
Microsoft has a small, strong, loyal following - it echos of early Apple - and they are not giving these people the proper tools to evangelize the product.  It's really a sub-culture, never getting enough press to excite anyone that isn't in the culture already.
 
A perfect example: Christmas 2007.  I saw week after week of Best Buy, Staples, and Circuit City ads roll out with mentioning of Apple and Sansa products, but not a single mention of Zune.  You'd think it didn't exist.  It was a terrible feeling.  Now I know you don't get placed in those circulars without concessions, so maybe Microsoft wasn't ready to pay for play yet.
 
Back to my original point.  The Zune has a clever name and a colorful, creative logo.  I could see these tastefully embroidered on a black polo shirt.  I could see a large Zune logo silkscreened on the back of a tee shirt, or embroidered on a baseball cap.  I could imagine stickers in the rear windows of cars, and since I am MS certified, I could easily imagine the name/logo on anything in the MS company store - like other MS brands like XBox.  I did request Zune merchandise from the MCP store and asked to be notified if any became available.  We'll see.
 
We're trying, Microsoft.  Let us help.
2月29日

Crap on

Thanks Mark for turning me on to Woot... maybe.
 
I just got my second Bag of Crap today.  For those not in the Woot culture, the Bag of Crap (or BOC) is buying random products for a buck.  The great majority of people get stuff that lives up to the product name: crap.  Not literally, but crappy items.  Some people get good stuff.  So it's a lottery and you get what you get and that's that.
 
One of the fun aspects of the BOC is the mad rush to get it.  There's usually less than 5000 of them and you have a constantly-growing audience waiting for this item to appear.  When it does, it's like Cabbage Patch Doll Christmas.  A Black Friday of Internet proportions.  This product usually marks the end of another Woot culture phenom: the Woot-off.  I've always likened the Woot-off to a rock concert, where everyone gets all built up then the band plays their huge hit and the crowd goes wild, rushes the stage, and trashes everything.  Such is the Woot-off, with product after product building up the audience and finally the BOC comes on and the fans rush the servers, taking them down in seconds.
 
So the first BOC I did ok, with an RCA Lyra 20GB MP3 player.  Not that I'd ever use it, but it would be the ultimate embarassment present for a teen relative:
 
Here's that MP3 player you've been asking for.  It's not an Apple, but RCA is a good brand; they've been around longer than Apple.  I hope you enjoy it.
 
To illustrate the magnitude of uncool it would be...
Lyra vs. Zune
That's the Lyra next to my Zune.
 
But back to the point, this recent BOC was crap.  One of the items was a broken RC car, returned to whatever dollar store it came from as defective.  But I showed them.  I opened that plastic crap up, glued the broken pieces back together and now I have a piece of crap RC car.  That's the game.  Sometimes you win, sometimes you have to make do with what you get.
 
2月27日

Me and the World

I've been on a pretty big Belinda Carlisle kick lately.  I was on Zune.net checking out my profile and was surprised that I was the 2nd-highest player of that artist and not far off from the #1 spot.  The funny part that struck me was that my second most played artist was Rancid.  Now how does a record company market to someone like that?  "If you love Belinda Carlisle, you'll really love the new Rancid album."
zuntag
 
Browsing around some other related artists I saw someone whose top artist was the Go Go's and their second artist was Metallica, So I'm not alone in that weirdness.
I heard on the news that another airline is going to be charging extra for baggage.  At first I was angry, thinking that the airlines are just tacking on fees for nothing.  I mean, they have the space available for baggage, why charge extra to use it.  Then I thought, well, if they reduce the amount of baggage, they lower the weight of the plane and should save on fuel.
 
So, if their prime objective is to reduce weight to save fuel, why not charge ticket prices based on the weight of you and your baggage?  A dollar a pound, or more accurately, just have an exchange rate.  Over holidays, ticket prices are $1.20/lb, during midweek, $.80/lb.  That could motivate people to lose weight and/or be more conservative in what they pack.  It also gives people the power to control their own prices. 
 
Finally, another commerical observation.  This one is a radio commerical for Mercedes Benz where they have customers giving testimonials.  This guy is going on about the service he gets from his dealer and how they sell him a new car about bi-annually.  Then he makes some inane comment about the reliability of MB.  Personally, I don't expect any car to fail within two years before I trade it in, so I guess he's got a pretty low expectation of quality.  Another female customer in the commerical sums up the MB attitude in one line: "You don't get cappuccino at the Honda dealership."  I should send her a Starbucks gift card.
2月26日

Adventures in Marketing

Some people just shouldn't be in Marketing. On my morning commute, I listen to an AM radio station, which has some pretty bad commericals. Some of the ones that really make me wonder are the mortgage companies. I know they're falling on hard times, but they don't seem to be presenting their case very well.

The best (or worst) guy is trying to impress his listeners that some lenders are taking advantage of you. However his choice of words shocks you and you don't hear the rest of the message.

"When your mortgage payment goes up by $200 a month, you can dislocate your jaw and swallow it like a snake eating an egg, or you can pay some predator to refinance your mortgage. Hi, this is blah from blah Mortgage..."

Snakes? Dislocate your jaw? Huh? A later commercial that I didn't hear enough of to transcribe basically had a theme about hurting children and how anyone that hurts children will have it come back to them. A third commercial talked about the collapse of the economy with people jumping out of windows.

A line from another mortgage company commercial was:

"If you knew you were going to get hit with a bat, wouldn't you duck?"


Why do I need to get hit? With a bat? Why do children have to get hurt? Why do we all jump out of windows?

It must be some kind of fear tactic, but the fear is probably driving the potential customers away from them. Idiots.


2月24日

Not again...

Ok, this now makes three blogs that I maintain.  One for programming, one for music, and now one for just everyday crap.  A place to rant, make observations, and keep everyone that cares (and doesn't) up to date on stuff.
 
This might be the most active of my blogs or it may be the most retarded.  In any case, since my entire web life is tied to "Anachostic", I guess whatever happens, happens.
 
Wheee.  Into the known, the unknown, and the known unknowns.